One of my followers will love this… you know who you are.
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Something I find myself wondering all the time…
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Your opening is everything… make it impressionable.
And this is probably the best summation of my weekend experiences to date.
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Quotes from this past weekend:
“I can grab his dick, and its perfectly okay…”
-DBB on how we are comfortable room-mates.
“HE WENT TO IRAQ”
-DBB introducing me to anyone that would listen.
“Thoreau is a fucker who spent six days in the woods and then one day coddled by mommy’s good cooking and washing clothes”
-Me on why Thoreau’s Civil Disobedience sucked while talking to PETA activists
“It’s okay, he gave me a thumbs up.”
-DBB’s words to one of my friends prior to hooking up with her.
“I promise I won’t pass out this time” - A wonderful, nameless lady, who had a bit too much to drink the last time I saw her. Bless her heart.
“well it’s last call, all the women are ugly in this bar… want to make friends? Those people look interesting…” - Me to DBB prior to our meeting of the PETA Activists.
“Heh heh heh, we just stole the cab from those slow drunks…” -As we ran past them for the Cab.
“Dude… She is milking you for everything you’ve got… find a different girl… seriously. Its getting late… I’m serious… oh fuck, you’re gone aren’t you.” -Me to DBB
I’m about to leave for the summer…
How I feel sometimes when I travel to different places.
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Why yes strange boobie fish, I would love some rum. :)
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